DEAR LA COUNTY -
First she's in, then she's out, now she's back in. I have work to do; I can't just spend all day refreshing People.com and The Drudge Report to find out what's happening with Paris Hilton.
For the sake of my continued employment and our national productivity, please make up your collective mind.
Love,
Wizzle
In case you've forgotten in all the excitement, Paris isn't the first celebrity to be thrown in jail after an alcohol-related infraction.
Diana Ross, Live From Jail
"Tina-ni-na!"
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