Sunday, March 16, 2008

Four score and seven queers ago

MAYBE THE RUMORS ONLY exist in the sequin and lube corner of the world, but there are rumors nevertheless that President Abraham Lincoln was gay. Of course, this was before Freud had defined homosexuality in the way we mean it today, but there's something glorious about the idea. Hell, if Obama can claim him, so can I, right?

The US Treasury is doing their part to keep my hopes alive. I present you the new $5 Bill. Tell me the big purple five isn't the queerest thing you've ever seen! It's like it's popping out to say, "Hey girl!"

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