Another Idiot with a Keyboard

WHO KNEW this would be so painless? I'd been considering starting a blog for awhile now, but held off, thinking blogging would require a level of technological sophistication beyond my limited capabilities. But I guess it's true what they say: any jackass with an internet connection and half a brain can vomit their thoughts out for the world to see.

Hello Internet, nice to meet you. Let me apologize in advance about your shoes. Do you promise to hold my hair back when the going gets rough?