Monday, July 02, 2007

Like learning your private pain has a nickname

AFTER POSTING THAT I had body dysmorphic disorder, I thought it would probably be a good idea to make sure that I don't, in fact, have body dysmorphic disorder. I learned two things.

1) I don't, in fact, have body dysmorphic disorder.

2) The disorder where you think you are skinnier than you actually are is called Muscle Dysmorphic Disorder, or alternatively, Bigarexia.

It's like in ads where they combined two words to make a new word, which "automatically" makes you want the product more. Like "Scrumptoulicious."

Bigarexia! Get one for your friends, and while you're at it, get one for yourself. You deserve it.

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