THE 80s HAD MADONNA. The 90s had Britney. And in the 00s, we have Paris Hilton. Every decade needs a quintessential blonde, a blonde that reflects back to us what we love and despise about ourselves, deep down at the root of our being. So what does it say that America's Favorite Blonde, the Blonde America Loves to Hate, begins her 23 day sentence in an LA County correctional facility?
Is it possible that she actually wanted to do time? Lend her a little street cred? Stay with me here, just for a second. Word is that Ms Hilton has already lined up a book deal for the Paris Hilton Prison Diaries. If she can make it sound terrible enough, and believable enough, I bet she makes a cool mil off the deal. Even if you think she's reprehensible, but you kind of have to admire her particular form of resiliency.
Jennifer Delfino - "I Wanna Be Famous"
"Paris, put down that notepad! This is joke, not advice!"
And for an extra treat, because you've been so good to me, here's Paris' finest music videographic achievement to date, "Nothing In This World."
Paris Hilton - "Nothing In This World"
"I want Paris to come to MY school!"
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