"Your body may be fat...

... but your confidence is thin."

There are no words.

Cleveland's Next Top Model - Episode 2

"My gentleman friend Larry says that I have the ***** of a 12-year-old."

Spring is springing

THE WEATHER IS JUST beginning to warm up here in New York. Spring is arriving in fits and starts; although it was colder than a witch's titty for a few hours this afternoon, we had a gorgeous Saturday, which I spent lying around and napping with Oscar, windows open and fan gently blowing. Check out the sweet kitty porn from our love session.














See how I seduce you?

The true indication that spring is on its way, however, is that songs built for floating out of cars windows are starting to show. True to form, Usher has hit springtime hard with a skittery banger called "Love in This Club." It's already topped the Billboard charts, but the video just dropped and it's got everything you'd want: pretty colors, flashing lights, great choreography, sexy hip-hop ladies and total nonsense for a plot.

Ole!

Usher - "Love in This Club (Director's Cut)"

We all know what kind of club Usher means. Bring a towel!

In which I defile my classmates

DESPITE INSISTING MY FRIENDS avoid 4 Girls at all costs, apparently the reaction video would not suffice for a few. Behold as the shame spiral captures a five new victims.

Cluster H Watches 4 Girls

The pride of our alma mater.

Reacting much cuter than I ever could

IN KEEPING WITH the ever devolving nature of this blog, here's another reaction video, this time to babies tasting lemons.

Lemons! And Babies! It's the cutest chemical reaction of all time.

In about three posts, we'll be Cute Overload.

Babies Eating Lemons

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

My heart swells and I could die.